i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me

(via hotlovecrumpet)

cutejewishgirl:

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé

(via mavenfandom)

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

(via mavenfandom)

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: ttity, via ruinedchildhood)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via mavenfandom)